WHOEVER THREW THAT BOOYAH BOMB, YOUR MOM'S A HOE
Streams I Have Written Closed Captions For

unalivejournal:

i hate how i havent been alive for an inconceivable majority of humanity’s existence. i want to see

duskquil:

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

albertserra:

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

ladytemeraire:

drogonea:

traceofexistence:

traceofexistence:

evilpsychologist:

insane how many people just have these incredible artists in their families who get no recognition outside of crocheting circles because this art form is devalued for its association with women

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in my country, the word for crocheting, is used metaphorically, to compliment a surgeon’s work.

every AFAB person my mother’s age and older, had practiced this craft at one point on another.

My mom has made literal paintings, that decorate our house for years (I’ll come back with pictures when I visit next) you can only see that they are crocheting when you go very close.

as promised here’s my mom’s crocheting “paintings”

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There is another one but it had been stored many years ago, (i remember it from my childhood) and sadly it is probably damaged by mold, it depicted wild horsed running in nature 

@snazzy-hats-and-adhd

HOLY SHIT THE COLORWORK?????

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Audio processing disorder is just like “you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone’s talking to you. Good luck”

People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to “hear” them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

Like, when I say that the greater part of contemporary social media is fundamentally hostile to human life, I’m not indulging in hyperbole or constructing an ironic metaphor. I mean that 100% literally.

brain–rott:

“everybody experiences that” says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

touching grass isn’t enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i’m glad it’s reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general